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Yes, this is brilliant, love it.
The bottom centre guy is so darn gosh funny! ^_^
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Ask not what you can do for art, but what art can do for you.
Well done for not being a "patriot". It seems that americans simply do not understand the outside world. Which would be fine if they weren't the world only superpower. So much force in control by such an ignorant people is dangerous. Maybe the EU should mount a pre-emptive strike?
The most obvious, and flat out brilliant thing I've seen in a while.
Look at one of the comments on my devpage, for instance.
"Man, gay men are retarded. Hey! hey! why don't you get a cock rammed up your ass so hard it'll make you SHIT all over you and your even DUMBER lover's legs..ooh, how exotic? HUH?!
I know! I know! QUIT BEING GAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
yaaaa bloody idiot.
Did I mention hate-crimes are beautiful? BEEEAUTIFUL!! Clap
OH YEAH!! just for the record, I hope we wipe out iraq and MILLIONS suffer, the children, the women, everyone! they ALL deserve it. And hopefully you'll get raped and rip your asshole up your neck, and ya BLEEEEEEED
s;dkhasdlahlarya,hashdahdahd"
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you are not sophisticated.
This is not very subtle, but this is clear!
+Fav.
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GENTLEMAN ILLUSTRATOR / GENTILHOMME DESSINATEUR
Human first, and then, Canadian and North American...
Pencil is my weapon, cartoons are my bullets!!!
WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGHT.
Great great great.
From my today's Devious Journal Entry:
Let me think... who attacked USA in 11/9?
Saudi leader (bin laden) with saudi pilots, and saudi money...
So you attack Iraq...
Mmmh.
Yes, Iraq has mass destruction weapons...
USA and GB have got (or produce) the 95% of mass destruction or non conventional weapons... The question is... who sold that kind of weapon to Saddam when he was attacking Iran?
Mmmmh...
You bring democracy to the Iraqi masses...
And they shoot your troops because usa are bombing them.
Mmmmmmh....
There's something wrong in that war...
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"And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
I did.
And what did you want?
To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth."
Raymond Carver
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" the law has boundaries... I dont. "
typo (kinda): "getting killing and being killed"
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you may like my work, but do you know me?
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